Doing it for me.

This will solve all my problems.

Timestamp: 1356204893

This will solve all my problems.

crimsonhairedcelt:

brokenyouth5:

marysbrain:

Datamancer’s Steampunk Laptop

This may look like a Victorian music box, but inside this intricately hand-crafted wooden case lives a Hewlett-Packard ZT1000 laptop that runs both Windows XP and Ubuntu Linux. It features an elaborate display of clockworks under glass, engraved brass accents, claw feet, an antiqued copper keyboard and mouse, leather wrist pads, and customized wireless network card. The machine turns on with an antique clock-winding key by way of a custom-built ratcheting switch made from old clock parts.

OH MY HOLY HELLLLLL

(via elliesayswoah)

Timestamp: 1355934862

crimsonhairedcelt:

brokenyouth5:

marysbrain:

Datamancer’s Steampunk Laptop

This may look like a Victorian music box, but inside this intricately hand-crafted wooden case lives a Hewlett-Packard ZT1000 laptop that runs both Windows XP and Ubuntu Linux. It features an elaborate display of clockworks under glass, engraved brass accents, claw feet, an antiqued copper keyboard and mouse, leather wrist pads, and customized wireless network card. The machine turns on with an antique clock-winding key by way of a custom-built ratcheting switch made from old clock parts.

OH MY HOLY HELLLLLL

(via elliesayswoah)

(via va-vroom)

Timestamp: 1353670623

(via va-vroom)

(Source: BBC, via healthystronghappy)

lotusmoonnn:

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

i want this because of reasons.

(Source: samandriel)

Timestamp: 1349908437

lotusmoonnn:

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

i want this because of reasons.

(Source: samandriel)

rainbeau-bokan:

sinkingintoanabyss:

avivaa:

mychoruscameoutunrehearsed:

toloveandbelovedbyme:

osm0sis:

theycall-herlove:

Bath mat turns red when wet.

want

Okay in all seriousness, no one can begin to comprehend the intensity of my desire for this product. Imagine having guests over, they would get out of the shower and start screaming and you would just be in another room stifling your laughter.

Annie are you ok?

Are you ok, Annie?

just, omfg^

(Source: isadilli, via justt-crash-falldown)

Timestamp: 1349478544

rainbeau-bokan:

sinkingintoanabyss:

avivaa:

mychoruscameoutunrehearsed:

toloveandbelovedbyme:

osm0sis:

theycall-herlove:

Bath mat turns red when wet.

want

Okay in all seriousness, no one can begin to comprehend the intensity of my desire for this product. Imagine having guests over, they would get out of the shower and start screaming and you would just be in another room stifling your laughter.

Annie are you ok?

Are you ok, Annie?

just, omfg^

(Source: isadilli, via justt-crash-falldown)

silverspoonsandneonmoons:

Long distance pillows. They light up when the other person is sleeping and lets you hear their heartbeat.

<3 Want this so badly!

I could have used this about 4 months ago. :3 Awesome Idea.

(Source: misscaraaa)

Timestamp: 1349031827

silverspoonsandneonmoons:

Long distance pillows. They light up when the other person is sleeping and lets you hear their heartbeat.

<3 Want this so badly!

I could have used this about 4 months ago. :3 Awesome Idea.

(Source: misscaraaa)

motherofvader:

So if I had this, I would cry every time I read and use that pot. 

I want this because of reasons.

(via elliesayswoah)

Timestamp: 1347884134

motherofvader:

So if I had this, I would cry every time I read and use that pot. 

I want this because of reasons.

(via elliesayswoah)

(via fit--girl)

bringoutthebeast:

Its a moving freaking elliptical.

omfg

(via getfit-getfabulous)

inspirezme:

Really cool tea-infuser “Sharky” by Pablo Matteoda.

(via gonna-be-foxxy-fit)

lingsyaoiarms:

nostopdasgay:

thebigkuma:

gamebroreviews:

exhalelight:

Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng

Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches 

i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad and then eat them

I’d draw yaoi on mine.

yaoi toast; the best part of a balanced breakfast 

image

(via snowyzombie)

Timestamp: 1344841404

lingsyaoiarms:

nostopdasgay:

thebigkuma:

gamebroreviews:

exhalelight:

Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng

Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches 

i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad and then eat them

I’d draw yaoi on mine.

yaoi toast; the best part of a balanced breakfast 

image

(via snowyzombie)

chaaaaassidy:

I want this in my house for a few reasons:

  1. I won’t fall off the bed… Ever.
  2. Fabulous movie nights with friends.
  3. Probably the best sex ever.

… Okay~

4. I could sleep anywhere I wanted to in this entire room. So much variety each night.

5. Amazing flips could be done attempted

I need this in my house.

(Source: autoentropy, via melancholy-feelings)

Timestamp: 1344491769

chaaaaassidy:

I want this in my house for a few reasons:

  1. I won’t fall off the bed… Ever.
  2. Fabulous movie nights with friends.
  3. Probably the best sex ever.

… Okay~

4. I could sleep anywhere I wanted to in this entire room. So much variety each night.

5. Amazing flips could be done attempted

I need this in my house.

(Source: autoentropy, via melancholy-feelings)

OOOO I have an owl obsession <3 I want this O_o

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